• men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
  • men: it's 8 inches

klefable:

"u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"

ok but consider this

  • i fucking love eyeliner
lilyaiidiosmio:

All I want is donuts ! ( period life)

lilyaiidiosmio:

All I want is donuts ! ( period life)

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

lumpy-pizza-princess:

Fat babes being fierce and visible changed my fucking life.

  • Waitress: do you have any questions about the menu?
  • Me: what kind of font is this?

tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

  • me: *sleepy all day*
  • Doctor: Okay, so what's wrong, how are you feeling?
  • Me: *Looks at mom waiting for her to explain*