- men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
- men: it's 8 inches
"u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"
ok but consider this
- i fucking love eyeliner
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
Fat babes being fierce and visible changed my fucking life.
- Waitress: do you have any questions about the menu?
- Me: what kind of font is this?
*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*
- me: *sleepy all day*
- Doctor: Okay, so what's wrong, how are you feeling?
- Me: *Looks at mom waiting for her to explain*