my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back
my heart says yes but my bank balance says no
the floor is a shelf for everything
i need to get fucked by something other than my life
dont u hate it when u have a romantic dream about someone who u never thought about in a romantic way and then u wake up and have some weird crush on them like wtf subconscious why u gotta do this to me
What’s it like being over 20? Is it fun?
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
guys be like “makeup is why you take a bitch swimming on the first date!!!” but sweetie I got that urban decay setting spray ayeeee