spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

oldrockstars:

dont u hate it when u have a romantic dream about someone who u never thought about in a romantic way and then u wake up and have some weird crush on them like wtf subconscious why u gotta do this to me

imsoshive:

lucidnee:

What’s it like being over 20? Is it fun?

bills_bills_bills_x_destiny’s_child.mp3

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

glrlband:

guys be like “makeup is why you take a bitch swimming on the first date!!!” but sweetie I got that urban decay setting spray ayeeee

  • men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
  • men: it's 8 inches

klefable:

"u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"

ok but consider this

  • i fucking love eyeliner
lilyaiidiosmio:

All I want is donuts ! ( period life)

lilyaiidiosmio:

All I want is donuts ! ( period life)

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

lumpy-pizza-princess:

Fat babes being fierce and visible changed my fucking life.

  • Waitress: do you have any questions about the menu?
  • Me: what kind of font is this?

tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*