expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

  1. me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  2. ...
  3. me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

carrying-kylie:

I live this life, and I am not ashamed.

thewicked-ivy:

  • Pros of listening to Brand New: youre listening to a cool band
  • Cons of listening to Brand New: youre probably really sad.

weedjoke420:

what am i gonna be for halloween???? an emotional wreck probably

fatted:

Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?

“at this time last year
i was a mess and i feel
like a mess again”
— A messy haiku (via samanthaellisxo)

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.

  1. Me: you can talk to me whenever you feel bad! I'll always be there for you
  2. Me: *bottles up problems* *doesnt talk about it with anyone* *lays in bed instead of trying to solve my own problems*