my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back


my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

I love coffee. I sometimes get excited at night thinking of the coffee I’ll get to drink in the morning. Coffee is reason to wake up. There are other reasons, of course. But coffee is the incentive, at the very least.
— Annie Clark (via godmoves)


the floor is a shelf for everything


i need to get fucked by something other than my life


dont u hate it when u have a romantic dream about someone who u never thought about in a romantic way and then u wake up and have some weird crush on them like wtf subconscious why u gotta do this to me



What’s it like being over 20? Is it fun?



You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 


guys be like “makeup is why you take a bitch swimming on the first date!!!” but sweetie I got that urban decay setting spray ayeeee