tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.

  • Me: you can talk to me whenever you feel bad! I'll always be there for you
  • Me: *bottles up problems* *doesnt talk about it with anyone* *lays in bed instead of trying to solve my own problems*

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

I love coffee. I sometimes get excited at night thinking of the coffee I’ll get to drink in the morning. Coffee is reason to wake up. There are other reasons, of course. But coffee is the incentive, at the very least.
— Annie Clark (via godmoves)

telapathetic:

the floor is a shelf for everything