There are 5 types of fear

1. Terror
2. Panic
3. 14 missed calls from mom
4. Username or password is incorrect
5. “We need to talk”


relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold


my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds


shout out to people with abusive mothers who have to deal with the world acting like every single mother’s love is so expansive and unconditional and tender when that is the opposite of what we experienced

  1. Me: Okay, it's 5am, so this episode will be the last episode for tonight.
  2. Episode: *ends on cliff hanger*
  3. Me: *deep, long sigh*
  4. Me:
  5. Me:
  6. Me: Dammit *clicks next episode*


things I REALLY need to stop buying: sweaters and coffee cups


my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

  1. me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  2. ...
  3. me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]


I live this life, and I am not ashamed.


  • Pros of listening to Brand New: youre listening to a cool band
  • Cons of listening to Brand New: youre probably really sad.


what am i gonna be for halloween???? an emotional wreck probably


Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?

“at this time last year
i was a mess and i feel
like a mess again”
— A messy haiku (via samanthaellisxo)