my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back
- Pros of listening to Brand New: youre listening to a cool band
- Cons of listening to Brand New: youre probably really sad.
what am i gonna be for halloween???? an emotional wreck probably
Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?
*swipes debit card*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good
*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*
Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.